I don’t know how you got in there, but I’m going to get you out!
Soft fluffy hammock = Death trap that you must avoid at all costs.
Dog owners should understand that when something goes wrong your heroic pup may not perform quite like Lassie.
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it… But if it is broke… Also don’t fix it.
Look at me! I walk like a human!
Dealing with the guilt is punishment enough.
Just because you’re a hermit, doesn’t mean you’re a slouch.
Catnaps and snoring piggies have just become the number 1 relaxing thing to watch.
If you were this sheep you’d run away from this predatory Pekingese!
Sometimes if you want something, you just have to take it.